Saturday, June 21, 2008

New Employee

We have decided to disclose the position and name of our new employee. Our new employee is Brian. He will be DIRECTOR of VERIFICATION AND STATISTICS MANAGEMENT! Hopefully he will do his job well.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Clousseau Inc. & wemustfightglobalwarming.blogspot.com

Clousseau Inc. has broken away from Aria Corp. and become a part of Garbanzo Enterprises. This move is unprecedented and is a sad day for Aria corp. and a happy day for Garbanzo Enterprises.

In another move, Garbanzo Enterprises has bought the rights to http://wemustfightglobalwarming.blogspot.com. This will not affect any readers in any way. The writer, Garbanzo, will continue to write the blog. There will be no problems caused by this vertical integration.

Monday, June 16, 2008

New Employee

We at Garbanzo Enterprises are pleased to announce the hiring of a new employee. His name and position are classified until we decide to disclose the information.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Still hiring

We are still hiring!